#BablyonBee #FaceTouching


Excerpt: The CDC has warned everyone to stop touching their faces to help in the fight against coronavirus. This nearly impossible task has caused much angst among a population isolating themselves at home. But once you already have the coronavirus, you don’t really need to worry about catching anything else for the time being, meaning you can just go crazy.

“My face! Yes!” Lambert exclaimed, rubbing all over.

Lambert is now in quarantine, and doctors have advised him once again to stop touching his face — not for health reasons but because it’s creeping everyone out.


Personally, I am still touching my face pretty much the normal amount… But I do, of course, have a reasonable amount of soap and toilet paper on hand.  So, I figure I’m good.